Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Equal rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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