why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Black people stink of shite!

women's rights.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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