why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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i'm hard

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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