- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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