- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Get up Look in the mirror

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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