What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Potassium? K.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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