- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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