roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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