What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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