What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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american idol

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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