What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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