- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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