- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??