- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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