roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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