- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What page are you on The gay page.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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