- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Anyone can post anything.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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