- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What happened to the fish? It drowned

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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