- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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