- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

what is worse than a guy pissed?

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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