What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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