- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A penis walks into a bar..

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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