- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A penis walks into a bar..

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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