- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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