- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

You are joking right?

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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