- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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