whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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j.p. is dumb

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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