- Anti Joke

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.