What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Sarah Palin.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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