- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

dat shoe shine tho

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

This is an anti-joke.

ever tried african food? they neither

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