Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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I Have a Black Friend

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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