(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

How old is victor? Half past dead

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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