- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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