- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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