- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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