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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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