Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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