- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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