- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

whats the stage after cancer? you die

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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