the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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