- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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