- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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