roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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