- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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