- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

roses are red poo is poo

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Get up Look in the mirror

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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