I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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