So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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i like turtles

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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