- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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