- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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