Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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