Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Tall asians

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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