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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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