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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What is green and slow Grass.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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