There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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