- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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