Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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