- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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