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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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