- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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