- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

what do you call a black chef glendon

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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