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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

ure mama's so fat

I like school Said no one ever.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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