why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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