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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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