- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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