- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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