Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

jd and zach loves vigina

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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