- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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