- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A car walks into a bar.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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