Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

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