- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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