Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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