- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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