- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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