Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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I'm Polish.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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