- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Get on the boat.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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