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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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