So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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