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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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