- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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