Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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