Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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