- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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