Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Heskey time.

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