Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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