- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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