- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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