- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

womens rights.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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