What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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