What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Knock knock.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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