- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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