When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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