- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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