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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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