NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Go away still nothing to see

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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