A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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