Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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NEVER

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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wenis

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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