- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

you will like this because i am black.

Women.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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