Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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