- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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