- Anti Joke

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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