- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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