- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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