Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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