You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

The New York Giants

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Anti Joke

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