blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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