- Anti Joke

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

how man

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Whats green? The color green.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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