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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis. nuff said.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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