- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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