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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.