- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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