What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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