Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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