- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Urban ghettos

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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