An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Urban ghettos

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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