Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Click here to end the world.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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