What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Brain fart

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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