why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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PENIS lol

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Niall Horan

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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