What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A storm be brewin!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A black man walks out of a police station

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Dwight Howard

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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