Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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