- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

The chicken crossed the road.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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