When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Yo Momma So Fat!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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