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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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