What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Jovan

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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