What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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