- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

whats green and lives in the water

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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