lets bomb africa

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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