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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Women's rights.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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