- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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