The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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knock knock come in

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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