- Anti Joke

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!