What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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knock knock? come in

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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