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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Ain't idn't a word.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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