a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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guess what what ...

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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