How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Anti Joke

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