A car walks into a bar.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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