what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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woman's rights

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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This is not a joke.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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knock knock? come in

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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