Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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