- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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