- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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