- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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