- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Your girlfriend.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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