- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Immigration Laws

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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