why did the zebra cross the road?

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

You are joking right?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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