- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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