so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Where's my baby??

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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