Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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