- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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