What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Your're racist.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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