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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

You should read the Terms of Service.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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