What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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