Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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stinky boner

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What's one plus one? two.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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