- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Your're racist.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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