Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

batman farted so hes retarded

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

civil rights

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

baloney sandwich

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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