- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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